Panda Porn

I saw this article on the BBC News website yesterday. Apologies to the Chinese readers who can't access this article on the BBC – talk to the gov about it.

Anyway, near where I live, we have the Chengdu Research Base for Giant Panda Breeding. Seemingly, pandas don’t have much of a sexual drive – the article says that pandas are only in the mood for love for 3 days per year. In order to try and get pandas to mate, the scientists here are showing them videos of other pandas doing the deed! Interesting idea, but so far it doesn’t seem to work! What’s next - panda porno mags, sex toys? Maybe they should get Homer Simpson in there, he seemed popular with the pandas in one particular episode.