I'm Derek McNamara, an Irish guy who was working in Dalian, China as an Oral English teacher in Dalian Maritime University.Now in Chengdu studying Chinese in Southwest University of Finance and Economics

Sunday, May 28, 2006

The Things They Teach Kids

OK, so a few of the foriegn teachers went around to a Chinese teacher’s apartment today to make dumplings. I do think I picked up the secret trick of wrapping them. It’s in the side pinch!

Anyway, the point of this post is to show what I saw in a kids’ comic that was on the table in the apartment, which belongs to the teacher’s daughter. So, here’s the pic:

Click on this link to see a bigger version from my flickr site, which has also got comments on the pic, which will appear when you roll the mouse over the areas in the pic. It's quite interesting.

The funniest pic is of the 2 bears in bondage gear. The Chinese says “警察局再也没有人了。全部换上了熊警官’”, which roughly translates as “yet again, there are no people in the police station. All have been replaced by 'police bears'”!! I don’t know who writes the stuff. The writer is either completely naïve or else a bit twisted. A picture of 2 teddies in bondage gear in a kid’s magazine? The Chinese teacher didn’t get it and thought they were in police attire! Or else she didn’t want to say!


Here are some explanations of the other pics. Sorry if the translations are not perfet. I did get the help of a Chinese person for one or two bits:

Drunken snowmen

冰天雪地里有一群‘人’是最高兴的,不信你看!In the icy and snowy world there is a group of “people”, who are the most happy, if you don’t believe it, have a look!

Human Car

买车?谁还去花那冤枉钱,早就自己当车了!Buying a car? If you don’t want to waste so much money, become a car yourself!

Overgrown Keyboard

只要播种就会有收获。不管你把种子洒到哪里!If you plant seeds you can reap a harvest, regardless of wherever you plant them.

Flying Out Of The Screen

还用发什么QQ留言,直接从电脑飞出来面对面地聊好了! Why bother using QQ to send messages. fly directly from the computer and chat face to face!

Soldier Bunny

联合国的维和部队有了新成员,看看,够精神吧!The UN peacekeeping force has a new member, have a look, looking good!

Bottom-left headline and text

“这个世界”太疯狂This world is too crazy

有一句话是说:“不是我不明白,是这个世界变化快“!世界变化到底有多块,我们一起来看一下吧!看的时候小心眼球,千万别掉出来哦!

There is a saying which goes, “It’s not that I don’t understand, it’s fact that the world that’s changing fast”. The world is indeed changing very fast, let’s all have a look! But be careful in case your eyeballs fall out!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Beach BBQ

Today, my marketing students invited me to a beach barbecue! I wasn’t sure what to expect and when I looked outside this morning and it was pissing rain, I wasn’t so optimistic!

I went anyway and I had a great laugh! As I said before, this class is definitely my most lively one. Very giddy, not shy, but they lapse into speaking Chinese quite easily!

Anyway, that didn’t matter, since it wasn’t class time! The rain had cleared when we hit the beach in Heishijiao. The lads were waiting with a ton of food and BBQ equipment!

Seems like a good continuation for my last post, continuing the food theme. The BBQ was pretty much the same deal as the kebab things I had on Tuesday. The BBQ thingy itself is just a steel box, in which they put coals. Then they just put the skewers on top and cook away (as you can see in the pic)!

It took them a while to get the fires going, but man, it was good eatin’! They cooked everything: beef (meat and tendons), chicken (meat, wing, neck, heart), lamb, squid, potato, sweet potato, garlic and 馒头 (mantou): Chinese bread.

The students were a good laugh, down to earth and friendly. They enjoyed themselves a lot, had a good old laugh and let off steam! Fair play for inviting me out.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Best 串儿(chuanr) in Dalian

Forgot to mention this in the last post. After leaving the Tin Whistle, the lads wanted food (as is the case with most Paddies after a few pints), so they said we’d get some chuanr (串儿), i.e. shish-kebabs, meat/veg etc on skewers cooked for you on a BBQ type thing. I was a bit wary as I had eaten some before and it was a bit dry and not that tasty.

The lads convinced me that it was the best 串儿 in Dalian, and after eating it, I reckon they were probably right. It was gorgeous. Got some with lamb, some with mushrooms, some with aubergines and some with garlic bread. Man, they were tasty. Not all dry like the ones I had before. And not overly spicy, i.e. you could taste the meat rather than the sauce (otherwise they might as well fry cardboard).

So, anyone hanging around the back of the Shangri-la hotel, this guy was on the corner nearest the Hole in the Wall pub. Well worth checking out. I’m still salivating at the thought of eating more of it!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Crazy Taxi

I think I got the craziest taxi driver ever last night, and I’ve had some crazy ones. I was in the Tin Whistle last night. A lot of the Irish in Dalian came out since there were 2 people from the Irish embassy and FÁS visiting Dalian. The Tin Whistle was very busy. Met some new Irish folks too (and I thought I'd met them all at this stage). The Guinness is getting better after some issues with the pipes and pouring technique!

Back to the taxi. There were two taxiloads of us heading home at the same time, so our boy racer decided to floor it. At the same time he slapped on some thud-thud-thud techno music at full whack! He was a head case, flying around Zhongshan roundabout at full speed. We sort of had to tell him to slow it down a bit but he didn't listen much!

He then continued to tell us how he once did 180km/h with some foreign punter on Zhongshan Road! He said he was a great driver and has been driving taxis for 8 years. He’s 30 now and I wonder will he see 35? He doesn't respond to requests of "慢一点儿师傅" (man yidianr shifu) or "a bit slower, driver" very well!!

One interesting (and maybe worrying) thing he told us is that all taxis in China can be powered on both petrol and gas (not gasoline, must be natural gas or something). He stopped to show us the big gas cylinder in the boot. Couldn’t follow all he was saying about the dual-fuel system but seemingly gas is cheaper but doesn’t pack the punch of petrol! Well, you learn something new every day. I must ask other taximen in case he was just spoofing us!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Hail to Mighty Stevie G!

Liverpool did their “depress the crap out of you and then pull of a stunner” charade again in the FA Cp final last Saturday! What a match! Nearly as good as but not on a par with the Champions League final last year!

I watched the game in the Tin Whistle Pub (Irish Pub) here in Dalian. I was the only one with a ‘Pool shirt on, although there were a few Liverpool fans there, including the landlord! There were also quite a few Happy Hammers fans: real ones with 10-year season tickets, kicking themselves that they weren’t at home watching the match in the Millennium Stadium! Had a good bit of banter with them!

The place was pretty packed and the atmosphere was good. Better than watching it at home. Liverpool played shit in the first half and rightly depressed me. They didn’t look like making anything of the game. But fair play o Stevie Gerrard for grabbing the game by the scruff of the neck and banging in 2 classy goals! And well done Reina for pulling off some great penalty saves, making up for his mistake earlier on!

I did sample some of the draught Guinness that the Tin Whistle has recently got in! Yeah, it was quite good! Just need to train the barmaid up a bit more on the famous 2-part pouring technique!

We have sports meeting in the Uni on Thursday and Friday, so I want to try to head to Tai Shan in Shandong province for the long weekend. Should be good cos the summer season hasn’t kicked in and it’s just after the May holiday!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Changbai Shan Part I

Most of my May holiday (a forced week’s holiday) was spent up in Jilin Province, in Northeast China. The main destination was Changbai Shan (长白山), which is a nature reserve. We were told that the place would be cold, so we reckoned that there wouldn’t be that many tourists there. I think it paid off in one way!

I teamed up with Rob for this trip. I had travelled with Rob during the winter holidays in Shandong/Zheiang/Jiangsu. As usual, we didn’t plan anything, that’s the way we like it. The Lonely Planet guide said that access to Changbai Shan was mainly via Baihe (白河), a town around 20km from the park or Yanji (延吉), a city 4 hours away. We decided to head to Baihe. You can get there via train from Tonghua (通化).

People say that it is impossible to travel in the May holiday (as they said during Spring Festival) unless you book tickets a long way in advance. Well, they were right about the train ticket part. No tickets from Dalian to Tonghua. Plan B came into effect. Get our asses to Shenyang (Liaoning province capital) and find transport to Tonghua. No trains to Shenyang, so bus it was, which we managed to catch in the nick of time!

We got to Baihe with little effort really. Got a bus from Shenyang to Baihe (buses go from near Shenyang North station, out station door, turn right, right again and first left. You will hear people shouting for Tonghua). From Tonghua, we booked a train to Baihe for that evening. No sleeper tickets but when we got on the train and waited 20 or so minutes, we were able to upgrade our hard seats to hard sleeper tickets! Thank God!

The train gets you into Baihe around 5:30ish in the morning! There are lots of hawkers outside to take all your money! We proceeded to the nearest eatery to get brekkie. During peak tourist season (June-October I think) there are tourist minibuses that run to Changbai Shan. When we went, there seemed to be no such thing. We knew we would be at the mercy of the touts and taxi men. We decided to join a couple of Chinese guys in a minibus to get up to the park. The guy said 80 kuai for a return trip, which didn’t seem too bad.

Arriving in Baihe was great: fresh air and clean skies! Nice cool weather. As we drove the distance to the park gate, the snow thickened and it started to snow heavily! Not a good sign. You have to buy a ticket to get into the park, which I think was 80 yuan. Then as you get into the park, they were trying to push their “waterproof” shoes for us to rent for 30 yuan. No thanks.

Since we came all the way from Dalian, we wanted to stay the night on the mountain. Not a cheap exercise. Stuff ain’t cheap here. We did get a room for 10 kuai. Although it had no shower, it seemed ok. Until I decided to take a dump and realised that the toilet didn’t work! Not a pretty smell or sight!

Onwards to the mountains! The place is called Changbai Shan or 长白山 in Chinese, which means “forever white mountain”. Rob read somewhere that it’s called this cos the tops of the hills are white all year round: from snow in winter and because the rocks are also white cos of some volcanic stuff.

Anyways, in the summer months, the place is a big draw cos you can hike and walk around the area. We were sort of limited in our scope, since the whole place was covered in thick snow. So, we just mainly planned to see Heaven Lake (天池). Other interesting things about the area: it is located on the Chinese-North Korean border and the area contains hot springs!

The climb up to Heaven Lake was interesting. OK, there are something like 900 steps. Fair enough. If you are unfit, you’ll suffer, but you’ll get there. For us the whole thing was compounded by the snowy and icy conditions! It was tough getting up those slippery slopes. Thank God they had some ropes in some places. For a good long section, they have a tunnel going up through the mountain, which made things easier.

Reaching the top, we walked through a fierce blizzard in arctic conditions to reach Heaven Lake! And lo and behold: nothing to be seen. Snow falling so heavily that you couldn’t see the hills on the other side! D’oh!

This part of China, close to the North Korean border is home to a lot of Chinese-Koreans or 朝鲜族. Since this is close to North Korea and the mountain is steeped in folklore, a lot of South Koreans also come here. So, a large percentage of the people visiting Changbai Shan are Korean tour groups. They are not unlike Chinese tour groups: loud, hurriedly rushing around from photo-op to photo-op! They don’t seem to savour the place!

Met some interesting people on the mountain: a guy from Northern Ireland who is teaching in Changchun and the best were the lads in the coffee hut, who taught us a multitude of swear words and dirty talk in Chinese!! They also told us of the multitudes of prostitutes they’d been with! Ah, isn’t it handy having learned Chinese so as to communicate with classy blokes like these!

After slipping and sliding our way down the mountain, we opted for some overpriced Korean food for dinner and got half pissed on soju! Went to bed hoping the next day’s weather would clear up so we could have another bash at the mountain.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Back Again

Back from my May Holiday trip to Jilin: Changbai Shan/Baihe/Yanji. More on that in my next post. Some pics available here